Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Literally

(Rapunzel has Eugene tied with her hair)
Rapunzel: What do you want with my hair? To cut it? Sell it?
Eugene: No! Listen, the only thing I want with your hair, is to get out of it... literally.

From Tangled

(Rapunzel has Eugene bound by her hair)
Rapunzel: Something brought you here. Call it what you will; fate, destiny...
Eugene: A horse!

Thursday, 25 October 2012

My insolence

Teacher: Do you remember anything when you see my face?
Me: I remember a lot of things indeed. However, they're best left unsaid.

Donkey- Shrek's friend

(Donkey is singing)
Shrek: Stop singing! It's no wonder you haven't got any friends.
Donkey: Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Jack's humor

(Sound of canons)
Jack: I know those guns. It's the pearl.
Prisoner: The black pearl. I've heard stories. She never leaves any survivors.
Jack: No survivors? Then where did the stories come from I wonder.

Jack's wit

(Jack is walking toward a dock when two guards stop him)
Guard 1: This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Donkey's diplomacy

(Shrek just found out that Fiona's father paid Puss to kill Shrek)
Shrek: So much for dad's royal blessing.
Donkey: Gee Shrek, don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
Shrek: Gee thanks!

Before Castle's first case

(Castle and Alexis are talking at a party before his first case)
Castle: And it's just these parties. They've become so predictable. "I'm your biggest fan" "Where do you get your ideas?"
Alexis: And the ever popular "Will you sign my chest?"
Castle: That one I don't mind so much.
Alexis: Well, FYI, I do.
Castle: I just want someone to come up to me and say something new.
Beckett: Mr. Castle?
Castle: Where would you like it?
Beckett: Kate Beckett, NYPD. We need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight.
Alexis: That's new.

Neal's pride

Person: Calling the confederate a motorcycle is like calling the queen of England a rich old lady with a funny accent.
Neal: But it's still a motorcycle.
Person: This is so much more. Have you ever had the feeling of a hundred grand in between your legs?
Neal: Actually yes...
Peter: Don't!

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Classic Shrek

(Shrek, Donkey and Puss are bound in the dungeons)
Donkey: Let me go! Hey what about my miranda rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent.
Shrek: Donkey you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

Con-artist Neal

(Woman drives up to meet Caffrey as a charity's representative)
Mozzie: Already I don't trust this woman.
Neal: Because she drove here?
Mozzie: A New Yorker who doesn't take the subway is not a New Yorker you can trust.
Neal: I don't take the subway.
Mozzie: Precisely.

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Everyone feels

Everyone has feelings that are used very frequently. Most actions by people are based on emotions.
A lot of people seem shut out to emotions. They use their left brain for most of their thinking. Even so, they still feel. They feel as much pain and sorrow as any other individual. They choose to suppress it. Their suppressed emotions begin eating them away internally, which makes them feel even more angry and frustrated.
Most people who seem inert have had some sort of traumatic event in their life that made them so. Generally, disturbing events in one's life can change her/him to a very large extent. Most terrorists have a desire to get even with an event that took place in their life. All their actions are based on their disturbed emotions since the sad events in their life took place.
A lot of other people that rarely shed tears are really disturbed. They never show their sadness to anyone, but they feel it. They have nice lives with people that care about them, but that isn't enough for them. They need people who understand what they're experiencing. Mostly, they never get such people that can help them. So, they do reckless things. Starting with minor things, the crimes grow bigger and bigger. Their disturbances drive them. Some become psychopaths, murdering innocent people. Such killers would have seen death sometime earlier in their life. Other disturbed people steal, and some women, due to lack of money, go into the business of prostitution. They close out all their emotions during their work hours and repent later in their life.
Everyone feels. Most people ignore this fact as it is convenient for them not to help others with their problems. Also, the people with problems do a tremendous job of hiding their feelings, which later on steer them toward drugs and other bad things, which in turn, in some cases, switch to crime.
People should start caring about others' feelings, and families should keep close to one another, or else some members get no one to confide in.
With time and care, things can change.

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Such feelings can only be felt


How would it feel to know you have it all and yet want to be able to throw it all away and give it all up. Suicide, the most selfish thing of all. Would it really matter to the person committing the crime? After all, the individual would be leaving everything behind. Why would it bother her/him. Whilst in such a state, the past wouldn’t haunt the person, it would be a push, pushing her/him even closer to the death she/he wants to face. In spite of having a brilliant life, with a great family, why would one want to give it all up? Why would the person be disturbed enough to throw it all away? What if the person believed that all the love she/he was getting was no match to the pain that was being suffered. The pain telling the person that everything is going to go away. The person does not foresee anything like that, but believes the voices in the head, for they play a major part in one’s life. The voices cause the immense pain, making the drastic step off the edge seem closer and closer, after which, it is just the free fall. While sailing, the person’s last thoughts would resonate through the body, wondering whether the choice was the right one, after which, the last thought would enter, ‘Who cares? I’m not going to have to think it over anymore, I’m free from it all. I’m beyond everything’.

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Do you count?


‘Money doesn’t grow on trees’. So parents tell their children when they ask for a new toy or video game. Who has value for money these days? The same parents that use this phrase on their children go on a nice, luxurious holiday for their anniversary.
Children don’t know the value of money. They get everything free and easy. If they have a nice, functional water bottle which they take to school every day, and one fine day it goes missing, their parents will just buy them a new one.
The truth is, even the parents don’t have value for the money they earn. ‘Can I just buy a chewing gum? It’s only for one rupee’, says the child. ‘Ok, it’s just a rupee’, says the parent. Someone once said, ‘If you have one lakh rupees, and you take a rupee away from it, will it still be one lakh?’
Most people of the commercial world have the same attitude these days. They are rich. They can afford the best luxury in the world. A coin that one gives to a beggar on the street may mean only one or two units to the person giving it, but to the beggar, it probably means her/his food for the day. The true people who value money are the smart businessmen and the poor. The businessmen only have value for one unit when the same unit comes many times a day. For example, the toll tax of Gurgaon, Haryana used to cost twenty rupees. Later, they increased it to twenty-one rupees. Why would they have done this? The one rupee alone makes no difference to them, but they know that lakhs of people pass through that toll gate every day. They know they will make lakhs of extra rupees. The people who are giving the one rupee only think of the one (rounded to none) that they are losing, but the people that are gaining a one from each driver know how much it’ll make them in the end.
People of the modern, technology filled world have no value for what each rupee does. In speeches, they always say that every one counts, but in reality, nobody follows it because each one is waiting for the other person to start the chain, and so nobody does. People are always scared of being the oddball of society. ‘What will people think if I express my thoughts? Society will look down upon me’, people tell themselves in their mind. Society will look down on people at the beginning, but there will always be people who are receptive to what one is saying. Soon, the beginner of the chain will gain followers and the movement would spread far and wide throughout the country. It would take time, but ultimately, it would be a success and then the person would gain a lot of fame.
People need to know what knowledge they are losing out on. It is much more than money. Money is just an example, but it is much bigger than that.
Someone needs to inform the people and spread the knowledge throughout that every one counts.
During elections, about forty percent of the population doesn’t vote because they don’t believe that their  vote will make a difference. They believe it is just one out of a billion. They don’t know that their one vote could be the last vote which decides the fate of the elections. Why do we have elections? It is only because the people who made our country a democracy knew that every one counted.
Hitler knew that every one counted. He proved to us that one man can make a difference, whether good or bad. All the famous leaders, like Nelson Mandela, who lead his country to unite each one through a game and Mahatma Gandhi, who was one of the causes for our country’s freedom. Every single one of the great leaders wanted to make a difference and did a tremendous job.
People lack the realization that they can make a difference. Once everybody gets to know this little fact, then the country and the world will prosper magnificently.
It will only take one person to start the chain. People just need to believe it and understand it. Only then will the functionalities of the world go on properly and everyone will be able to live with each other in absolute harmony.


Wednesday, 29 February 2012

The welfare of India


Did you know that driving in India could be really pleasant? Granted, India has a huge population. That is the least of our worries. All everybody cares about is how to get ahead of the next person. It is about getting to the destination as quickly as possible. When there is a traffic jam, people honk at the car ahead of them. Has it ever occurred to anyone that it isn’t going to make a difference other than contribute to the noise pollution?

There is no sense of lane driving in India. According to the rules, people who are driving relatively faster are supposed to be in the right lane, the rest are supposed to be in the left lanes, but anyone who sees a car in front of her/him and wants to overtake it goes into whichever lane is free, blocking other cars. This is the main cause of the numerous traffic jams that we have in our country.
Sometimes at a traffic signal, people who want to turn right are completely in the left lane, whereas they are supposed to be in the right lane. They reach the turn and suddenly swerve right, blocking many cars. This contributes to forming huge traffic jams. If only everybody traveled according to the rules and etiquette of driving, it would be so much easier and faster to reach destinations for everyone and not just a select few. Due to the lack of care of one or two people, it inconveniences a whole lot of people. All anyone cares about in this country is how to get ahead of the others. It doesn’t matter to them whether they leave the rest of the cars in a bad shape, just so long as they’ve gotten out of that ‘God-forsaken’ jam.
Cops, too, aren’t doing their jobs well enough. They are supposed to catch people driving on the wrong side of the road, or driving too fast. They didn’t do it ten years ago, and they still don’t. The situation has improved, though. Many policewomen/men do fine people for their faults with cars and other vehicles, but usually those fines turn into bribery. Of course it is wrong to give bribes and to take bribes, but the citizens are more at fault for giving the bribes. Cops don’t get great salaries. They could use money any time of the day. They definitely should get a raise if the government wants full efficiency.

All these flaws lead to accidents. In England, the driving of the people is brilliant. Everybody cares about the welfare of the place. Yes, the population is much smaller, but if everybody in India begun caring by doing small things like driving in her/his lane or letting someone else pass and following all the rules of driving, then this country will advance much more than it has already advanced.

People throw things on the side of the street. Everybody says the same thing, “Me not throwing this isn’t going to make a difference. Everybody else throws things on the side of the street anyway.”
Every single one counts. One stops throwing cigarettes on the side, others follow and soon after, the movement goes on throughout the country. The streets would be completely clean. It would be so nice if people threw things in the dustbin. It would be a much, much healthier India and a much safer India.

Thursday, 26 January 2012

What we were

There was once a time,
when everyone was content,
we were all happy,
there were no negative scents.


Over time we have changed,
from what we were,
we began wanting more,
our desires began to stir.


We have become selfish,
we are ruining the names of a few,
who have never cared,
about when they get their due.


We have changed our direction,
our purpose was to unite,
now it doesn't matter to people,
so long as they win their fight.

Love

Everyone needs this,
people die without love and care,
love is a positive gesture,
but is becoming more rare.


Nowadays people think,
about how much they can get,
everything is a link,
to the money they can net.


Love is a genuine emotion,
from people, here and there,
I love to see the peoples' devotion,
though to them we are unfair.


Everybody deserves it,
it is like a candle,
and when it gets lit,
is when there is excess we can't handle.

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Rivers

A river is so swift,
it's water is so clear,
it is used to give a lift,
to you and all your peer.


A river is very calm,
unless it is messed with,
a river has it's own charm,
or so state myths.


A river is very strong,
it does not get hurt,
it can take up and form,
a trait which it gained at birth.


A river can start a civilization,
it doesn't mind sharing,
but we lack the realization,
that we should start caring.

Keeping control

When you are upset,
or feeling sad,
you can always get,
a little mad.


You need to learn,
a little self- control,
you need to reflect,
into your soul.


When you are sad,
and want to cry,
think of the good times you've had,
you can always try.


Learn to smile,
and change your sad face,
and if you still feel sad,
go to a merrier place.

Studies

Studies aren't that bad,
if you understand it,
for many it's just sad,
for they don't get a bit.


They study late at night,
and their parents get upset,
unknowingly, they lose out on height,
which they say they want to get.


You should not give up on sleep,
my warning you should heed,
you should make sure you keep,
the rest your body needs.


Just learn to focus in school,
then you will more than pass,
and if you want to ace in life,
learn to listen in class.

Sadness

Why is there so much sadness?
It makes me want to cry,
how I really miss,
the time when our heads were high.


This is a disease,
that is starting to spread,
this is an epidemic,
and soon we'll all be dead.


There are many reasons,
to say this world is sad,
there are many ways,
to prove this world is bad.


We could still keep a smile,
on our depressed face,
in spite of all this,
we can keep up with the pace.

God

Who exactly is God?
Does the masked figure exist?
We worship it as a lord,
hoping we're on it's good list.


God is just a story put,
in front of our eyes,
it is only meant to suit,
the superstitions that arise.


Where have all these myths come from?
We are the ones to blame,
for we will do almost anything,
to gain a bit of fame.


We should look into our heart,
and then we'll know who we are,
God is just another part,
of our internal power.