Literally

(Rapunzel has Eugene tied with her hair)
Rapunzel: What do you want with my hair? To cut it? Sell it?
Eugene: No! Listen, the only thing I want with your hair, is to get out of it... literally.

From Tangled

(Rapunzel has Eugene bound by her hair)
Rapunzel: Something brought you here. Call it what you will; fate, destiny...
Eugene: A horse!

My insolence

Teacher: Do you remember anything when you see my face?
Me: I remember a lot of things indeed. However, they're best left unsaid.

Donkey- Shrek's friend

(Donkey is singing)
Shrek: Stop singing! It's no wonder you haven't got any friends.
Donkey: Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Jack's humor

(Sound of canons)
Jack: I know those guns. It's the pearl.
Prisoner: The black pearl. I've heard stories. She never leaves any survivors.
Jack: No survivors? Then where did the stories come from I wonder.

Jack's wit

(Jack is walking toward a dock when two guards stop him)
Guard 1: This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Donkey's diplomacy

(Shrek just found out that Fiona's father paid Puss to kill Shrek)
Shrek: So much for dad's royal blessing.
Donkey: Gee Shrek, don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
Shrek: Gee thanks!